I’ve never seen a more accurate depiction of my life
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.
Eartha Kitt - I want to be evil
This is one of my favorite songs ever and I like to update the lyrics to reflect my life:
I want to be evil
I want to mean
Have bros fall back
At the sight of this queen.
And at the glory hole
I’ll take it nice and neat,
Just so I can spit cum on this dude’s feet.
I wanna be wicked
I wanna be bad
but more than that
I’ll fuck your dad.